The Impossibility of Satire

Posted on Monday 1. February 2010 at 19:31

This piece originally appeared at Intuition:

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Flagged

Posted on Tuesday 5. August 2008 at 11:55

for humor.
Yesterday I got an e-mail from my mother. This is not an uncommon event, but the e-mail was uncommon. She indicated that when she attempted to click the link my my blog-update email, that the computer told her that the web page was not accessible because it contained humor.
Humor?
I was blocked by a [...]

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Joan Rivers v. Joan Collins

Posted on Saturday 29. March 2008 at 10:00

Who is who?
My roommate recently asked me: “What’s the difference between Joan Rivers and Joan Collins?” She then qualified: “I am not sure I know who either of them is.”
I have to say that I was taken aback. I could not describe the difference to her, but I knew there was one. This is [...]

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Great Ideas

Posted on Sunday 9. March 2008 at 17:52

No short supply
This is a great idea.

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Barack Obama

Posted on Friday 29. February 2008 at 14:02

Is there anything he can’t do?

Thanks to Michael Fountain for bringing this gem to my attention. It is superb.
What will Obama do?
What would you like Barack Obama to do if he is elected President?

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Blogs White People Like

Posted on Tuesday 26. February 2008 at 16:37

These are a few of my favorite things

This is my favorite new blog. I was not surprised to see that I do, as a white person, like many of the things listed: just on the first page!
Stuff White People Like
This will be a useful tool for anthropologists of the future to know what the cultural [...]

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Gaza Physics Story Problem

Posted on Sunday 27. January 2008 at 16:25

Figure this one out.
Question: A bulldozer is traveling toward the wall at the Gaza/Egypt border. If it strikes the wall at 25km per hour from a distance of 30 meters, how many Gazans will cross the border in the next week?
Answer: 800,000
Yeah, I just came up with that. I know. I’m hilarious. Go.

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Primary Applause-o-Meter

Posted on Friday 4. January 2008 at 18:23

Clap your hands for the President?

Earlier, I was explaining to Jeff the differences between the caucus system and the primary election system. His comment: “They need an applause-o-meter to count the size of the group.”
I think he is right. Modern technology shouldn’t replace systems like this: it should augment them. So, now that we [...]

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